Among the 135 UFO reports Britain's Ministry of Defense received last year, the abduction of a dog won.  It beat out flaming objects, erratically behaving bright lights, odd shapes flying in the sky and even a village blackout with silently exploding lights.

According to the witness who was camping with some friends a spaceship abducted his dog car and tent. He reported seeing a giant flying saucer shining a light into a rear window before shooting off.  Poof, no tent, no car, no dog!  I am confused if the tent and car were gone, where was he?  Did he make the report from outer space and send it to the Ministry of Defense via space ship?